Fate Worse than...?

Jane Austin comes with a quill pen, desk, and copy of Pride and Prejudice.

Now there's an idea many writers could get stressed about-being sealed into a tidy package with a copy of your own book. If nobody buys you, you'd be sealed in there for all eternity with only your own work to read. Over and over again.

I suppose if you had that quill and desk, you could write yourself a new one. If the ink didn't run out, that is.